Characters :
Maharaj
Mahamantri
Chief Economist
Paharadar I
Paharadar II
Royal Bedroom Paharadar
Notun Prohori
**************Rajsabha*******************
Maharajer aj mukut khunje paoa jacche na
Rajsabhay tai oneker taak dekha jacche...
Maharaj : Kar eto sahosh e rajye?
Mahamantri : Apnar ghorer paharadar ta ke pakrao kore ene dhorlei hobe Maharaj! O byata nischoi jane.
Maharaj (ragoto) : Gheti dhore niye esho!
Mahamantri (anyo paharadar der dike) : Ei dhore niye aye to!
Paharadar der prosthan.
Chief Economist (CE) : Agge Maharaj eta bhebe dekha dorkar keu apnar mukut kano churi korbe.
Mahamantri : Ei buddhi niye Chief Economist hoyecho! Maharajer mukut. Tar opor kar na lobh hoy!
CE : Amar buddhi niye apnar motamot thaktei pare, tobe amay ei pod Maharaj swayong diyechen. Apni ki Maharaj er buddhi ke akraman kore felchen na?
Maharaj : aaah! thak esob ekhon. Jokhoni pare ei duto lege pore. Tobe Chief tomar ki mone hoy kano churi korte chay keu?
CE : Dekhun Maharaj, amar to mone hocche keu thatta korar janyoi koreche. Nichhok yarki aarki..
Mahamantri : Nichhok? Maharaj er ghor theke mukut churi korbe chhok na kore?
CE : Ta kano? Mane...
Maharaj (interrupting) : Ki abar mane! Ekbar dhori byata ke! City center e ulto tangiye pyadabo!
Paharadar der probesh, sathe royal bedroom er paharadar-er gheti te haat.
Paharadar I : Ei nin Maharaj! Ekdom dhore niye eshechi.
(Royal bedroom paharadar ke maharajer dike chure egiye deoya holo)
Royal Bedroom Paharadar (RBP): Dhore enechis abar bolchis? Eta gheti! Ghetto noy je lal kore dibi!
Mahamantri : Chop! Maharajer mukut paoa jacche na janis na? Bol kothay rekhechis?
RBP : O tai bujhi ei byata gulo amar mukut tao fele dilo matha theke?
Maharaj : Beshi katha na bole mukut ta kothay seta bolo.
RBP : Ota to apnar ghorer bairei pore ache, Maharaj.
Sobai eksathe (Maharaj bade): Hay hay! Mukut mati te! Ei ja ja tule an.
Sob Paharadar der prosthan.
Mahamantri : Ki beakkele prohori bolun to Maharaj! Mukut pore ache r se janay ni kauke? Tuleo rakheni?
CE : Seki! Maharaj er mukut-e haat debe? Tahole pran jabe na? O to thiki koreche!
Maharaj matha nere sammati dilen.
Mahamantri : Se bole kauke janabe na? Khobor pathabe na?
CE : Na na. Ta hole sobai jene jabe je mukut mati te! Maharajer samman er katha bhebei kauke janayni. Ki buddhi prohorir! Mahamantri ja bhabenni setai bhebe fele thik podokkhep-o niyeche!
Mahamantri ragoto CE-er dike egotei...
Maharaj : Ah! Abar shuru korecho Chief? Kathay kathay khota deoyar abhyesh ta paltao noile...
Paharadar der punohprobesh:
Pahadar II ( Prohorir mukut Maharajer dike egiye diye) : Dekhun Maharaj eta pore chilo!
Maharaj (rege) : Byata! Thatta amar sathe.
RBP ke koshiye ek chor!
RBP (Kandte kandte) : Ami ki korlam!
Maharaj : Toke tor mukut kothay poreche jiggesh korechilam naki?
RBP : Seta porishkar kore bolechen keu? Amar mukut fele dilo bollam r tarpor i jiggesh korlen mukut kothay...
Maharaj (CE-er dike) : Er buddhir dhak petacchile na tumi? Ebar er to chakri jabe. Seta tumi korbe.
Maharaj (RBP-er dike) : Ore AMAR mukut ta kothay?@!?
RBP : Ta apnar mukut apni janen!
Mahamantri (RBP-er dike) : Ei! Toke ulto juliye kelano hobe! Byata mukut chor!
RBP : Ki? Mukut chor? Kar mukut churi korechi?
Maharaj : Kar abar? Amar!
RBP (heshe) : Apnar mukut keu kano churi korbe?
Mahamantri (CE-er dike) : Nao ekhon eke bojhao kano Maharaj-er mukut keu churi korbe!
CE : Ei prosno to amaro chilo.
Mahamantri : Uttor to tomay deoya holo! Er madhyei bhule gele naki?
CE : Seta to ami bujhtei parlam na! Amar to lobh hoy na Maharaj-er mukute.
Mahamantri : Kano hoy na?
CE : E abar kamon katha? Apni bolun kano lobh hobe! Apnar hoy naki?
Maharaj : Tham byata! Abar khota dicchis?
CE : Kiser khota? Apni nijei bolun to kano apnar mukute lobh hobe?
Maharaj : Rajar mukut! Hobe na?
CE : Churi kore chor ota diye korbe ki? Kauke to bechte parbe na. Becha chere din, bolteo parbe na! Anyo deshe apnar mukut bikri korar janyo border perote hobe. Sekhane apnar mukut niye kora nojordari-o to thakbe!
Mahamantri : Nijei na bolle ektu age je Maharaj-er mukut mati te poreche setai keu janle Maharaj-er apoman. R ekhon bolcho Mukut churi hoyeche seta samasta rajye chaur kore dite! Maharaj, ami nischit e nischoi anyo rajyer char!
CE : Besh to tahole r ki! Khonj na niye chor ke chorer moto charun! Ja korar koruk ge mukut niye! Apni arekta replica baniye nin borong Maharaj!
Maharaj : Replica? Amar mathay replica? Tomar jib tene chire fele debo he!
Notun Prohorir probesh.
Notun Prohori (haate tholi) : Maharaj aste pari?
Maharaj : Eshe bolchis aste pari? Sob kota ke bidaay korbo ebar! Chatar rajya!
Notun Prohori : Agge choto Maharani amay druto apnar kache pathalen. Special permission diye pathiyechen jate soja dhuke jete pari...
Maharaj : Seki? Tar abar ki holo?
Notun Prohori (tholi dekhiye) : Uni bollen kal raate apni eta fele eshechen onar ghore)
Maharaj tholi theke Mukut ber korlen. Payrar palok lagano ekta pagri.
Maharaj (ragoto Notun Prohorir dike) : Eta uni kal raatre pathan ni kano?
Notun prohori : Ta to ami jiggesh korini Maharaj.
Mahamantri : Maharaj shanto hon. Maharani apnar sathe ektu nichhok moja korechen r ki.
Maharaj : Hmm. Tai hobe. Ha ha ha ha. Jak Mahamantri, mukut paoar anande aj tomader chuti. Kal theke sobai nijer nijer kaje chole esho.Ekhon Tofat jao Tofat jao Tofat jao.
*****************CURTAINS****************
Maharaj
Mahamantri
Chief Economist
Paharadar I
Paharadar II
Royal Bedroom Paharadar
Notun Prohori
**************Rajsabha*******************
Maharajer aj mukut khunje paoa jacche na
Rajsabhay tai oneker taak dekha jacche...
Maharaj : Kar eto sahosh e rajye?
Mahamantri : Apnar ghorer paharadar ta ke pakrao kore ene dhorlei hobe Maharaj! O byata nischoi jane.
Maharaj (ragoto) : Gheti dhore niye esho!
Mahamantri (anyo paharadar der dike) : Ei dhore niye aye to!
Paharadar der prosthan.
Chief Economist (CE) : Agge Maharaj eta bhebe dekha dorkar keu apnar mukut kano churi korbe.
Mahamantri : Ei buddhi niye Chief Economist hoyecho! Maharajer mukut. Tar opor kar na lobh hoy!
CE : Amar buddhi niye apnar motamot thaktei pare, tobe amay ei pod Maharaj swayong diyechen. Apni ki Maharaj er buddhi ke akraman kore felchen na?
Maharaj : aaah! thak esob ekhon. Jokhoni pare ei duto lege pore. Tobe Chief tomar ki mone hoy kano churi korte chay keu?
CE : Dekhun Maharaj, amar to mone hocche keu thatta korar janyoi koreche. Nichhok yarki aarki..
Mahamantri : Nichhok? Maharaj er ghor theke mukut churi korbe chhok na kore?
CE : Ta kano? Mane...
Maharaj (interrupting) : Ki abar mane! Ekbar dhori byata ke! City center e ulto tangiye pyadabo!
Paharadar der probesh, sathe royal bedroom er paharadar-er gheti te haat.
Paharadar I : Ei nin Maharaj! Ekdom dhore niye eshechi.
(Royal bedroom paharadar ke maharajer dike chure egiye deoya holo)
Royal Bedroom Paharadar (RBP): Dhore enechis abar bolchis? Eta gheti! Ghetto noy je lal kore dibi!
Mahamantri : Chop! Maharajer mukut paoa jacche na janis na? Bol kothay rekhechis?
RBP : O tai bujhi ei byata gulo amar mukut tao fele dilo matha theke?
Maharaj : Beshi katha na bole mukut ta kothay seta bolo.
RBP : Ota to apnar ghorer bairei pore ache, Maharaj.
Sobai eksathe (Maharaj bade): Hay hay! Mukut mati te! Ei ja ja tule an.
Sob Paharadar der prosthan.
Mahamantri : Ki beakkele prohori bolun to Maharaj! Mukut pore ache r se janay ni kauke? Tuleo rakheni?
CE : Seki! Maharaj er mukut-e haat debe? Tahole pran jabe na? O to thiki koreche!
Maharaj matha nere sammati dilen.
Mahamantri : Se bole kauke janabe na? Khobor pathabe na?
CE : Na na. Ta hole sobai jene jabe je mukut mati te! Maharajer samman er katha bhebei kauke janayni. Ki buddhi prohorir! Mahamantri ja bhabenni setai bhebe fele thik podokkhep-o niyeche!
Mahamantri ragoto CE-er dike egotei...
Maharaj : Ah! Abar shuru korecho Chief? Kathay kathay khota deoyar abhyesh ta paltao noile...
Paharadar der punohprobesh:
Pahadar II ( Prohorir mukut Maharajer dike egiye diye) : Dekhun Maharaj eta pore chilo!
Maharaj (rege) : Byata! Thatta amar sathe.
RBP ke koshiye ek chor!
RBP (Kandte kandte) : Ami ki korlam!
Maharaj : Toke tor mukut kothay poreche jiggesh korechilam naki?
RBP : Seta porishkar kore bolechen keu? Amar mukut fele dilo bollam r tarpor i jiggesh korlen mukut kothay...
Maharaj (CE-er dike) : Er buddhir dhak petacchile na tumi? Ebar er to chakri jabe. Seta tumi korbe.
Maharaj (RBP-er dike) : Ore AMAR mukut ta kothay?@!?
RBP : Ta apnar mukut apni janen!
Mahamantri (RBP-er dike) : Ei! Toke ulto juliye kelano hobe! Byata mukut chor!
RBP : Ki? Mukut chor? Kar mukut churi korechi?
Maharaj : Kar abar? Amar!
RBP (heshe) : Apnar mukut keu kano churi korbe?
Mahamantri (CE-er dike) : Nao ekhon eke bojhao kano Maharaj-er mukut keu churi korbe!
CE : Ei prosno to amaro chilo.
Mahamantri : Uttor to tomay deoya holo! Er madhyei bhule gele naki?
CE : Seta to ami bujhtei parlam na! Amar to lobh hoy na Maharaj-er mukute.
Mahamantri : Kano hoy na?
CE : E abar kamon katha? Apni bolun kano lobh hobe! Apnar hoy naki?
Maharaj : Tham byata! Abar khota dicchis?
CE : Kiser khota? Apni nijei bolun to kano apnar mukute lobh hobe?
Maharaj : Rajar mukut! Hobe na?
CE : Churi kore chor ota diye korbe ki? Kauke to bechte parbe na. Becha chere din, bolteo parbe na! Anyo deshe apnar mukut bikri korar janyo border perote hobe. Sekhane apnar mukut niye kora nojordari-o to thakbe!
Mahamantri : Nijei na bolle ektu age je Maharaj-er mukut mati te poreche setai keu janle Maharaj-er apoman. R ekhon bolcho Mukut churi hoyeche seta samasta rajye chaur kore dite! Maharaj, ami nischit e nischoi anyo rajyer char!
CE : Besh to tahole r ki! Khonj na niye chor ke chorer moto charun! Ja korar koruk ge mukut niye! Apni arekta replica baniye nin borong Maharaj!
Maharaj : Replica? Amar mathay replica? Tomar jib tene chire fele debo he!
Notun Prohorir probesh.
Notun Prohori (haate tholi) : Maharaj aste pari?
Maharaj : Eshe bolchis aste pari? Sob kota ke bidaay korbo ebar! Chatar rajya!
Notun Prohori : Agge choto Maharani amay druto apnar kache pathalen. Special permission diye pathiyechen jate soja dhuke jete pari...
Maharaj : Seki? Tar abar ki holo?
Notun Prohori (tholi dekhiye) : Uni bollen kal raate apni eta fele eshechen onar ghore)
Maharaj tholi theke Mukut ber korlen. Payrar palok lagano ekta pagri.
Maharaj (ragoto Notun Prohorir dike) : Eta uni kal raatre pathan ni kano?
Notun prohori : Ta to ami jiggesh korini Maharaj.
Mahamantri : Maharaj shanto hon. Maharani apnar sathe ektu nichhok moja korechen r ki.
Maharaj : Hmm. Tai hobe. Ha ha ha ha. Jak Mahamantri, mukut paoar anande aj tomader chuti. Kal theke sobai nijer nijer kaje chole esho.Ekhon Tofat jao Tofat jao Tofat jao.
*****************CURTAINS****************
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