As you must know, every woman is a miracle. Women truly have completed me. They have given me life, sex and death. Really, what else is there to existence? To be honest, life would be so much of a tragedy without the tragedies. I would never have truly understood relativity. Length, you see, is a relative parameter (large or small). It depends upon the observer; on what she has observed till then. Funnily enough, the same statement can be made about intellect.
Moving on, I wonder how much time does a man devote to think about labor pain. Men, as you women like to say, are assholes. We surely don't empathize a lot with women. For example, we don't understand how it feels when an asshole leaves a woman for a younger /sexier / prettier one. Would it feel the same when a woman leaves a man for an older/fitter/richer one? But how would I know? I have only been loved; and fucked; and fucked up.
I thank women for all the muscles that I have on me and all the fat that I have lost. Oh wait! Where are the muscles? Sorry, that was me trying to show off. I thank women for all the fat I have lost. My fat got so ashamed, so ashamed of existence that food actually left me. But I am not a fat kid anymore. So that should be celebrated.
Truly, women. You brought me up. I am indebted to you. It's only because of you that I have grown up today. What an empowering feeling it is, isn't it; to be able to see through a person? To know that hope is irrelevant? To realize that innocence is a hit-me toy, meant only for the kids! Kids must grow up, right?
Yes, women. You have completed me. I am finally a man in every sense of the word. The boy has his own middle finger up his ass.
May you make more men out of boys. May you be empowered. Fuck gender equality. Men are weak. You deserve to rule. So show us the light.
But isn't it too dark down there?
Moving on, I wonder how much time does a man devote to think about labor pain. Men, as you women like to say, are assholes. We surely don't empathize a lot with women. For example, we don't understand how it feels when an asshole leaves a woman for a younger /sexier / prettier one. Would it feel the same when a woman leaves a man for an older/fitter/richer one? But how would I know? I have only been loved; and fucked; and fucked up.
I thank women for all the muscles that I have on me and all the fat that I have lost. Oh wait! Where are the muscles? Sorry, that was me trying to show off. I thank women for all the fat I have lost. My fat got so ashamed, so ashamed of existence that food actually left me. But I am not a fat kid anymore. So that should be celebrated.
Truly, women. You brought me up. I am indebted to you. It's only because of you that I have grown up today. What an empowering feeling it is, isn't it; to be able to see through a person? To know that hope is irrelevant? To realize that innocence is a hit-me toy, meant only for the kids! Kids must grow up, right?
Yes, women. You have completed me. I am finally a man in every sense of the word. The boy has his own middle finger up his ass.
May you make more men out of boys. May you be empowered. Fuck gender equality. Men are weak. You deserve to rule. So show us the light.
But isn't it too dark down there?
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