Saturday, April 9, 2016

Mawjaroo

Amol : Prosno tar uttor pele Santu da?

Santu : Kon tar? Babar tar na ma er tar? Thakur dar na choto kakur? Nera mittir er? naki class 10 er anko p0rikkhar? sokal sokal matha ta khechre dili haramjada!

Amol : Ah! egulo konotai na.

Santu : Tahole?

Amol : Sukumar Ray er.

Santu : Seki! Onake abar relevant banacchis kano hotocchara? Shyamal da parota baniyeche. khete de. Onar poutro to palon korchen bongsher proti dayitwo.

Amol : Aha yarki rakho na. Kal raate Hajabarala porechi abar.

Santu : O. Tai dekhi sokale parotay mon nei. Ta kon prosno ta shuni?

Amol : Oi je go... "Sawjaroo, kangaroo, debdaroo hote pare, mawjaroo kano hobe na?"

Santu : Oh! e to sohoj uttor. Mawjaroo rong khele na bole.

Amol : Mane? e abar kamon katha! yarki na kore bolo na.

Santu : Yarki marlam koi? bhab na ektu. uttor peye jabi.

Amol : Dhur ki sob heyali. bolo-i na khule.

Santu : Hya thiki bolechis. ja gorom poreche, jama ta khulei ni. (bole jama ta khullo).

Amol : majh rastay bhor sokale khali gaye parota khao. r ashol prosno ta heyali kore uriye dao.

Santu : Are na na! shon. Mawjaroo rong pochondo kore na. Tai se thakbe na.

Amol : Tao bujhlam na.

Santu : Uf ei chele ke niye para jay na! Bhabis na bapu ektu-o! Sukumar Ray ki bhebe likhechen r ki bolte cheyechen ta unii janen. Ami ajker context e katha bolte pari sudhu. Tahole bol to rong shunle tor mathay ki ki ashe?

Amol : Abir khela, chobi anka, potaka...

Santu : Hya jemon Samaresh Basu likhechilen... sob kichu tei rong... sob i rong er khela. Tor abir khela, deoyal likhon, chobi anka, potaka ei sob ek sathe rakhle ki mone hoy?

Amol : Desh, politics...

Santu : Anyo kichu ashe na? Talent, shilpo, ityadi? Tobe sudhu tor kano? Ja cholche tate sobar mathay politics ar desh i asbe !

Amol : tar sathe mawjaroor ki samparka?

Santu : seki re! samparka bole samparka? Mawjaroor kono rong nei je!

Amol : Mane mawjaroo sada?

Santu : Sada kano hobe? rong nei. Mawjaroo swaccho! jol er moto.

Amol : jol to sada!

Santu : kon duniya-e? jol sada hole dudh ki?

Amol : dudh o sada. anyo rokom sada.

Santu : Beyara chele to tui. Rong nei mante eto asubidha je sada-r o rokom invent korchis!

Amol : Besh. Rong nei. Fyakashe ?

Santu : Na! Fyakashe o ekta rong. Bari giye bhalo kore jol er dike takabi. Nahole r ei niye katha bolbo na!

Amol : Accha accha besh. Takabo. Ebar mawjaroor katha bolo.

Santu : Hmm. Mawjaroo kothay thake janis?

Amol : Na to! Kolkatay?

Santu : Ata-kelane tui! Mawjaroo thake mawja-e! Esob desh er concept tar mathay dhoke na. tai se nil, sabuj, lal, gerua kissu bojhe na. Ashole o jekhane thake sekhane Potakabaaj ra jete chay kintu pare na! Tai janyo tara desh toiri kore. tarpor bole "eta amar desh, ekhane ei ei niyom... r ota tomar desh. Tumi tomar desh ei thako. Amar desh e tomar dhokar permission nei."  byas ! ei janyoi Mawjaroo thakbe na! Bujhli?

Amol : Ektu bujhlam. Kintu Mawjaroo o ki nijer desh e oder ke dhukte day na?

Santu : Akath murkho tui! Mawjaroo abar desh bojhe naki?

Amol : Tahole to era Mawjaroor desheo dhuke jabe! Tokhon to mawja-i thakbe na r.

Santu : Otoi ki sohoj naki? Mone rakhbi sob ku-kirtir janyoi manush ke jobab dite hoy. Shawjaroo, kangaroo, debdaroo r mawjarror moto, ei Prithibi te Fyataru-o ache! Tara sob dekhe r chhando miliye rakhe!

Amol : Aya! Fyataru abar ki?

Santu : Ki abar? "Chandrabindoor cha, beral er talobyo shwa r rumal er ma niye ja hoy thik ta."

Amol : Chashma?

Santu : ami tor viva nite boshini hajabarala-er opor. Ahammok! Khunjbi, Porbi, Bhabbi. Tarpor katha bolbi. Sokal goriye dupur hoye galo! Ja chul kat giye. Ami borong dekhi hisheb ta kori.

ha ha hi hi he he ho ho !

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