Hello time-wasting, self-destructing brilliant scholars of India! Welcome once again to my blog where you can safely spend the next few minutes of your fruitless existence in some bizarre hope of entertainment. I am a self loathing hypocritical narcissist. Well, you aren't, are you? Surely not! You are the blessed product of evolution whose grey cells are no better than scrambled eggs. Wait! Am I putting you off? Don't leave.....please.. I need you. You are my audience. Please listen to me...Please, I beg you. I hereby declare without a hint of sarcasm that this writer needs readers like blood needs the eighth element. How much ever full of shit you are, whatever disaster you cause through your observations, you are my reflection.
Do you want to hear a funny story? I live in a country where from our very childhood we hear about the great history of the pre-historic times- how the Vedas are the source of every knowledge, modern or ancient, how Mahabharata mentions nuclear weapons, how meditation allowed sages to live for centuries... a knowledge basket, as if the very purpose of being born was to be born in this country. Such values...such traditions, such benevolence, such violence, such deceit and such shameful portrayal of laws! Laws never change, so we must write epics underlining these 'values' to run a civilized society! Truly, the way to go, dear forefathers! Job well done.
We bask in the glory of our past and we worship dishonesty as the virtue of our existence. Take for example a premier research institute of India. The government has been kind enough to rain money on this institute in figures of hundreds of crores each year! Hundreds of crores, Each Year. Today, for some reason the same institute can't afford to pay its phone bills and electricity bills. Two days ago it threw out 140 temporary workers in a 2-days' notice. 140, fucking One Four Zero people made jobless in a day! Surely, something has been going horribly wrong here. But who gives a fuck, really! Our values have led to this day, haven't they? All lines coincide at one point. Power. Some have it, others don't. Those who possess it can lie, cheat and steal (I remember you, Eddie!) and strike off the names of those who don't have it. The funny cycle of reality. I saw this once before. I remember when all of a sudden the two best teachers of my school were thrown out without notice. I am watching the disgusting misuse of power once again!
I helplessly ask myself, what if Tyler Durden was right? What if God really doesn't like us?
How about some fiction now? There is a state in some country called I-NDA. The state is known as Filthy-United-Cartoons-to-Kill-and-Eject-Democracy-by-Useless-Painter or FUCKED UP in short. FUCKED UP is ruled by a drama-queen named Satota. Satota has many brothers, most of whom are either in jail or in hospital. Today I-NDA is a host to not only diverse cultures and religions but also a variety of Waves. Some prominent waves have names such as 'hawa-bodol', 'moody wave', etc. For some miscalculations that took place on either side, the central and state leaderships are now at loggerheads. If compared to a human body, in I-NDA, Centre would be the brain and FUCKED UP would be literally one of the sore middle fingers. The finger needs an antibiotic treatment and thus one has the medicine, a Central-Crime-Fucking-Unit (CCFU). I-NDA is also a terror-struck country with utmost hatred towards terrorists. To make matters worse, FUCKED UP also appears to have links with such culprits! In this fiction, I hope for a happy ending, Tarantino style. Blow up the motherfuckers to dust! It should be done in such an elegant and convincing way that it should evoke no pity whatsoever in the audience but a satisfaction so extreme that the theater should ring with deafening applause.
The End. Piss Off.
p.s. :
140 people made jobless by those who themselves caused the deficit of money! So much for the Vedas.
Do you want to hear a funny story? I live in a country where from our very childhood we hear about the great history of the pre-historic times- how the Vedas are the source of every knowledge, modern or ancient, how Mahabharata mentions nuclear weapons, how meditation allowed sages to live for centuries... a knowledge basket, as if the very purpose of being born was to be born in this country. Such values...such traditions, such benevolence, such violence, such deceit and such shameful portrayal of laws! Laws never change, so we must write epics underlining these 'values' to run a civilized society! Truly, the way to go, dear forefathers! Job well done.
We bask in the glory of our past and we worship dishonesty as the virtue of our existence. Take for example a premier research institute of India. The government has been kind enough to rain money on this institute in figures of hundreds of crores each year! Hundreds of crores, Each Year. Today, for some reason the same institute can't afford to pay its phone bills and electricity bills. Two days ago it threw out 140 temporary workers in a 2-days' notice. 140, fucking One Four Zero people made jobless in a day! Surely, something has been going horribly wrong here. But who gives a fuck, really! Our values have led to this day, haven't they? All lines coincide at one point. Power. Some have it, others don't. Those who possess it can lie, cheat and steal (I remember you, Eddie!) and strike off the names of those who don't have it. The funny cycle of reality. I saw this once before. I remember when all of a sudden the two best teachers of my school were thrown out without notice. I am watching the disgusting misuse of power once again!
I helplessly ask myself, what if Tyler Durden was right? What if God really doesn't like us?
How about some fiction now? There is a state in some country called I-NDA. The state is known as Filthy-United-Cartoons-to-Kill-and-Eject-Democracy-by-Useless-Painter or FUCKED UP in short. FUCKED UP is ruled by a drama-queen named Satota. Satota has many brothers, most of whom are either in jail or in hospital. Today I-NDA is a host to not only diverse cultures and religions but also a variety of Waves. Some prominent waves have names such as 'hawa-bodol', 'moody wave', etc. For some miscalculations that took place on either side, the central and state leaderships are now at loggerheads. If compared to a human body, in I-NDA, Centre would be the brain and FUCKED UP would be literally one of the sore middle fingers. The finger needs an antibiotic treatment and thus one has the medicine, a Central-Crime-Fucking-Unit (CCFU). I-NDA is also a terror-struck country with utmost hatred towards terrorists. To make matters worse, FUCKED UP also appears to have links with such culprits! In this fiction, I hope for a happy ending, Tarantino style. Blow up the motherfuckers to dust! It should be done in such an elegant and convincing way that it should evoke no pity whatsoever in the audience but a satisfaction so extreme that the theater should ring with deafening applause.
The End. Piss Off.
p.s. :
140 people made jobless by those who themselves caused the deficit of money! So much for the Vedas.
